One day, Dird was inside, bored. Everyone else was playing on their phone. Dird didn't have a phone... but he did have something.
A request.
To go on an adventure.
"Hey, Bird! Can we go on an adventure?" he said to Bird. Bird didn't even flinch, too busy watching a meme that somehow included 47 rubber ducks and 21 sandwiches. He tried to ask Tealy as well. Tealy screamed for no reason. Dird shrugged. Cird was asleep. Again.
"Okay, then. If you're not going to go on an adventure with me, I'm going to go by myself!" Dird said, flexing for no reason.
No one flinched. Bird coughed. Tealy screamed again.
Dird awkwardly walked out the door only to immediately trip on a pair of Cird's old goggles and fall into the flowers. There was a rubber duck in the flowers. Why? We'll never know.
Dird started his random adventure by walking on the sidewalk. It was a beautiful day. The sun was shining, the clouds were shaped like Tealy's phone, there was another rubber duck on the road, it was beautiful.
However, a tree immediately fell directly towards Dird. Dird screamed as the entire tree crushed him. Tealy, who had walked outside for no reason and was watching from a distance, simply screamed again and walked back inside.
Three bandages and one banana later (don't ask), Dird was back outside. So he started walking around and noticed something. The local grocery store was now selling... Tealy-shaped cookies.
Apparently, Tealy had become a viral sensation on BirdTok overnight by literally screaming to random videos. For some reason, everyone thought this was absolutely hilarious, and the entire town was now selling Tealy merchandise, including Tealy shirts, Tealy mugs, Tealy plushies, and, of course, Tealy-shaped cookies.
Dird sighed as he went inside... only to find the cashier wearing a shirt with Tealy screaming on it. He immediately slipped on a random French fry someone had left on the floor and left the store... but then the speakers immediately started blaring a fan-made "Tealy Screaming" theme song.
He tripped on a rubber duck. Again.
Next, Dird decided to go to the park. It was peaceful there. A nice bench, a few birds hanging out, and some trees Dird had hoped wouldn't fall on him again. It was nice...
...until some random kid walked up to Dird asking for them to play hide and seek.
Dird shrugged, tripped on another rubber duck, and joined the game. The seeker? Dird. He immediately started counting to 30, but the kid yelled at him. "That's not right! You have to count to 45!" Dird misheard it as 35.
This argument continued for exactly 17 minutes and 10 trips over random rubber ducks. Eventually, the kid's mom showed up, grounded him, and abruptly took him own. Dird awkwardly waved to the car as it drove away at 60 miles per hour and started levitating into the sky.
Finally, it was getting late. Dird was ready to go home after the chaos of the day, learning his lesson to NOT accept hide and seek with random kids at the park. But... another random kid at the park appeared. Except this time, he was eating 24 burgers at once.
Dird screamed and ran away straight into a tree. He kept screaming and running away until he crashed directly into a poster for the new "Tealy Scream" documentary on Birdflix. Dird fainted from the sight of Tealy screaming on a poster.
The next day, Dird woke up in a random cave. He looked around, suspicious.
24 people wearing Tealy outfits were in the cave.
"Tealy... TEALY..." they mumbled, sometimes screaming for no reason.
Dird immediately started screaming again and ran out of the cave... straight into the same wall. He fainted. AGAIN.
The next day, Dird woke up again in the exact same cave.
The same 24 people mumbling Tealy and screaming.
Dird immediately started screaming AGAIN and ran out of the cave, but this time dodged the wall... but collapsed on the sidewalk next to his house because someone was in a Tealy hot air balloon.
The next day, Dird woke up yet again in the exact same cave. The same 24 people screaming and mumbling. The exact same situation. So Dird started screaming again and running away but looking straight at the ground. He finally made it back home... and fainted on the floor next to Bird because he saw Tealy wearing his own merchandise.
When Dird woke up again, he was still in his house with Bird and Tealy. Finally!
"How was your adventure?" Bird asked, curious.
After Dird explained the entire adventure, including the rubber ducks, Tealy merch, park incidents, cave incident, and theme song, Bird was concerned Dird was hallucinating.
Tealy just screamed again and confirmed everything was true and that a bunch of insane Tealy fans were making "Tealy Fan Caves" and dragging random strangers into the caves just to scream and mumble Tealy over and over.
Finally, Dird walked into his room, ready to have a fun day playing on his Bii console. It had been a long past few days, and he was ready to start chilling in his house today.
And to this day, the adventure is known as the "Tealy Cave Incident" in Bird's household. Tealy won't stop telling it to every person he finds. Dird just trips over a rubber duck every time it's mentioned.
The end.
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