One time, Dird was sitting on the bed in his bedroom, playing Bii. Again. Yes, it was a knockoff Wii. Did he care? No. He just kept playing "Mega Pack" which had a bunch of terrible games from the early 80s. He thought this was "latest technology".
Suddenly, Bird walked in, holding a cup of coffee.
"Is that... bean water?" Dird said.
"Uh... sure?" Bird said awkwardly, taking another sip and walking away.
Dird was now determined. He shut off the Bii console and was ready to try something new. Coffee.
He walked outside, tripped on a rubber duck, and walked to the café down the street. He noticed something. All the Tealy merch was gone. Apparently, Tealy had been cancelled for reacting to his own video for more views, and the Tealy documentary was cancelled, and all the merch was taken off sale.
So he walked inside up to the barista.
"Um... do you have sandwiches here?" Dird asked awkwardly. "And the bean water? Can I have a big... what's the word... cup? Or... yeah, cup."
The barista sighed, took his cash, and gave him a massive cup of coffee. He took a sip.
"...This is like... butter. Or... what... what was the word?"
But two sips later... everything changed.
Dird started talking... three times faster than usual.
"Hey, this sandwich is really good. Good. Good."
Dird went crazy and started running around everywhere screaming. "Bird, the sandwich is a tomorrow pigeon! No, disguise! Banana! AHHHHHHHHHH!"
He tried to sit down calmly but accidentally ran straight into a poster for Tealy's new movie "Tealy-Man" instead. Then he bumped into three chairs and almost tripped on a muffin.
Tealy screamed at the top of his lungs at the muffin.
Finally, after 20 minutes of speed-talking, slamming into walls, and tripping over random objects and chairs, Dird crashed face-first into the café's "Have a nice day!" sign. He immediately fell asleep next to it.
Cird was already asleep under the table.
Tealy screamed again.
Dird woke up in his bed with the old cup of coffee still on his table. Apparently, Tealy had gotten so hyper from the chaos and the coffee that he had forgotten how drinks work and assumed the coffee lasted forever while dragging Dird home... so just brought the coffee.
And of course, Dird had no idea how drinks worked either... so he just drunk the entire cup of coffee... and started to go insane. Again.
The end.
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